(Ed. note: Sam Brownback was incorrectly identified as a Republican Senator from Kansas. He is actually the Republican Governor of Kansas.)
Just when you thought ever theory known to humankind about why some people are gay had been trotted out, mocked and returned to its rightful place on the ash heap of debunked theories comes a real doozy. According to Charisma Magazine, homosexuality is the result of sex with - and I shit you not - demons.
According to one of the leading spokespeople for the gay demon theory, Contessa Adams (a former stripper), has put together a theory (and a book) that, on my best day, couldn't be explained nearly as well:
These spiritual rapists often prey on people by performing sexual acts through nightmares and erotic dreams. Some people become so dependent upon these demonic experiences that they actually look forward to them. "Anybody that has been attacked by them will tell you ... they're worried [that] they could not find that pleasure with mortal people," says Adams, who claims she was once possessed by sexual demons.The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.
Contessa? It's called having sex high on crystal meth.
The problem isn't that these theories are cooked up (no pun intended) by some stripper who saw the light after a 12-pack of Coors Lite. Contessa is part of a worldwide movement called the New Apostolic Reformation which is composed of Christian ministries throughout the world devoted to an idea called Dominionism. Dominionism states that the only way to rid the world of sin (and gay demons) is take over all public institutions.
Its membership includes Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee and Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) and if you think it's too crazy to even believe, take a look at what is going on in Uganda. It has the mark of Dominionism all over it.
Or was it the mark of the demons. I forget.
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