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And You Thought Rimming Was For Gay Guys (NSFW)

Well, you were wrong. Rimming is a tradition here in America, like Christmas or debt collection. And as these three following clips show, rimming - or tossing one's salad - is as American as apple pie and anal stimulation. (Although that one chick in the second video didn't seem to be having a fun go of it.)

For those of you that are turned off my women's breasts and coochie, my apologies. Send your therapy bills to me and I'll make sure they get handled.

I Tried To Find A Scary Porn Video In Honor Of Halloween (NSFW)

 

Did I succeed? Or am I being too insensitive to the "mature" market? Sorry 'bout that.

Boo!

Happy Halloween

When Straight Teens Go Gay (NSFW)

 

This is one of my all-time favorite clips! In part, I believe them. No actor or actors could pull off the sloppy, awkward possibly-first-time experimentation of two guys groping and sucking at each other the way these young guys do. I mean, it is possible. But highly unlikely.

I think part of it, too, is that it reminds me so much of me in junior high and the fantasties I lived out with some of my friends in their basements. That goofy, social inept way I went about it. The nervous laughter, the silent acknowledgement that even though we both professed not to be gay, deep down, something else was happening if your cocks of steel were any indication.

If you've never seen this clip before, enjoy. If I have, enjoy all over again, for the very first time.

Muktar Savarov And All That Implies (NSFW)

That's this 26-year-old's real name and that, apparently, is his real member too. According to the Hall of Records where they monitor these things, he is actually 9x9 and enjoys soccer, water sports and crafts. He currently lives in Brazil and has starred in Kristen Bjorn's 
"Fireplay" as well as having done some work for MenAtPlay.com. 

How, I guess is the question? How is sweet lord baby Jesus does something get that?

Veins Like Ropes (NSFW)

Don't lie. You've seem them before. Those big, thicky, meaty cocks with veins running through them large enough to box a shipment of large crates. Some people like pronounced veins on cocks, others don't. I say: variety is the spice of life. 

What do you say? Yes or no to veiny cocks?

Guys With iPhones (And Really Big Cocks) Special Edition (NSFW)

(For IC, a man with taste)

He's baaack. Here are some more pics of our muscular friend from an earlier post about guys with with cock and really big iPhones. (Or something to that effect.)

Homoeroticism In Straight Porn: Part II (NSFW)

When we last left off, we were considering the degree to which the appearance of looking gay in straight porn has changed with the times and how, with the the full force of gay adult porn upon us, straight male actors have proudly redoubled their efforts at burnishing their heterosexual street cred.

But as these next few clips show, there are some actors who appear to be willing to give it their all will do whatever it takes. They are actors after all and not just some - with thanks to B. DePalma - some stunt cocks.

See more after the jump.

Guys With iPhones (And Really Big Cocks)

Warning: Viewing the following GuysWithiPhones pictures for extended periods of time has been known to cause weight loss, hearing impairment, social agoraphobia, night blindness, blue balls, chaffed skin, raw palms, over moisturization of the penis, dislocation of the jawline and bulging eyes.

And in some cases, even death.

Please see your doctor if these symptoms persist or you begin to feel that your entire life is collapsing around you and you feel you don't care as long as you can save these pictures to your hard drive.

Amazing! He Cums Without Ever Touching Himself! (NSFW)

If you ever catch me saying one more time that, "NOW, I've seen everything in gay porn," slap me. Punch me. Put my head under God damn water for five minutes because - gulp - NOW I've seen everything!

This muscle-studded hot body poses erotically for the camera, periodically touching his dangling, throbbing, humungous member but never really strokes it. And then: heaven. At first it's a few short burst of cum followed by a stream of God's gracious love juice.

His name is Blackey Madison and I love his incredibly toned physique and this video. Amazing!