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You can report all the pestilence you want but if the NY Times keeps featuring the hottest men to tell their stories, you've got my personal guarantee that Murdoch's Wall Street Journal never touches my virtual front porch. Unless, of course there's a page devoted to Hidetoshi Nakata or even Leandro Okabe in which case may the best news organization win.
(Phillip Handy in a video presentation on biracialism in today's New York Times.)
You can try to shout down homos with all the "love" you want or you can try and undue that same damage that love caused with "truth". So it's a tad sad, that, apparently, in a bid to secure the two most lachrymose PR campaigns, both methods seems to have won out depending on which side's talking. Now at TruthWinsOut.com, Billie Bean, former pro baseball player, and his wonderful crotch, have thrown their weight behind demystifying these ex-gay squads - more commonly known by their harmless "Love won out" moniker and who, within a session, or two, or fifty or how many ever it takes to find a way to crush somone's self, they gurantee that you'll be fucking like a heterosexual faster than you can say, "Make mine a Schlitz!". It won't always be easy and it won't always be fun... Soon after,though (and everybody knows this was bound to take root) you have some tormented bastard crying about all the damage being gay has done to their "selves". Their whole inner child has metastasized into one big tortured adult who wants to be heterosexual but still shops at Crate and Barrel and knows the difference between canary and, say, mango. It's sad, really. It's sad in way that Time-Share Presentations are sad. And you wonder almost before they start speaking on the site's accompanying You Tube video, just what exactly was told to those first two ex-exers to make them think for a second that they weren't anything but a screaming flamer and a nellie dyke? 'Cause they are and if we all just started from that premise, I'm telling you we would have been a whole lot happier and a whole lot less pressed for time.
Rumors are swirling at Gawker and Showbizspy that Sir Johnny Depp of The Order of His Most Hotnesses, may become the brand spokesman for Trojan's "Magnum" Line -"Stand up with Johnny to Safer Sex." (Stand erect is more like it.)Look, if Johnny Depp wants to come to my school and speak On Behalf of Safe Sex, Because of Safe Sex, Safe Sex Because I Say So, Bitch! you have a permanent slot on the books, your Holimoliness. Further, I'm sure a discussion of your penis will be critical to any component of your stay and on just about anything in the known world. But I'd settle for a simple demonstration of safe condom use (the use of your penis implied.) Now, if I had just had a school for you to come to...
(Photo off Gawker.com)
Did I sleep through the "slurping" niche?
Looking to give free massage to str8 guys only -- no recip - m4m - 32
"I like all types but have a particular thing for blue collar, military and guys in uniform. Only requirement is must be str8 and discreet as I am. Just chillin at home and thought giving a fun rub down would be great. Nothing 2 crazy here. Looking for now. Send stats, location and/or pic for immediate reply."
Of course you're straight, dear.
Did I post this video because:
a) I was drawn in by the subtle references to Greek antiquity and male-on-male bonding with all those languid, intimate poses?
b) I'm heading down to Tijuana tonight and, in preparation, needed a musical injection that contains at least 200 beats per minute?
or was it
c) I was looking for a reason, any reason to jerk off again?
You decide!
Is it me or does it seem like everyone is trying to get the message through to good, 'ole Fighting-For-Your-Healthcare-For-35-Years-And-Counting Hillary that the time to go at last has come? Personally, I would like her to go but for her to leave her tax records. (Note to Hill: Don't forget his meds.) But I'm also for her staying in the race because millions of Americans haven't voted yet. But, then again, did anyone give a fuck about "voter disenfranchisement" in West Virginia in 2004 when John Kerry windsailed to the nomination in March and all we were left with was a miserable seven-plus months of John Kerry saying nothing anybody remembers and a bunch of pussy 527s screaming that Kerry wasn't shot enough times. No, thank you!
"This is what democracy is all about, the free exchange of ideas."
-- Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma after a meeting with the Reverend Loyce Newton-Edwards, president of the Oklahoma City chapter of Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays. For more, click here."
"I think truth is a powerful weapon."
-- Barack Obama, on how he will handle the Republican Attack Machine on today's "The View." Click here for more.
It's just the latest scariest story to radioactivate from Washington. Two wannabes got caught up in a multi-million dollar arms deal with ours truly selling tired bullets to help the Afghanis in their war against both Al Queda and The Taliban. All that horseshit is here in today's New York Times if you can stomach one more possible iteration of such malfeasance. But the REAL story is how hot Efraim E. Diveroli (on the left) and David M. Packouz (on the right) are, the two in-over-their-heads, gruff but lovable arms dealers. Yowza!
You see. THAT'S why we do it!
There's an intrepid new kind of cyberstalker out there and he's ready to hunt you down. But he isn't the bad guy. No, sir. Shannon's his name and creating official Blogspot blogspots is his game. His mission? To snuff out all those "fakes" and "losers" who try to post pictures of him on social networking sites pretending to be, God forbid!, a young, attractive, well-endowed, stud from Melbourne, Australia (not necessarily named Shannon.) Go ahead. Just try being him on Hi5.com. Or, worse. Gaydar. He'll sniff you out faster than a "loser." Or, worse. "A fake." Remember, Shannon's his name. No, really.
(ACTUAL PICTURE OF SHANNON.) For more of the real deal, click ShannonsOfficialBlogspot.blogspost.com. (An official Blogspot blogspot runner-in-contention quite possibly for late '09. Or even '10. Nothing's official yet.)
You're right, Andrew, it is hysterical.
In theory, yes. In application, fuck no!
(From top: Ricardo Allender (Brazil), Hidetoshi Nakata (Japan) and what's-his-name (England).)
Or so says Professor Gail Dines of Wheelock College. And, what pray, tell might our professor teach? Why, women's studies, of course. To find out how the media bombards college students with sexual images - because apparently we just haven't absorbed this astounding revelation yet - click here.)
Reuters reports.
I stumbled across this little find the other day while doing my, what's it, "research" for 'Blog Watch (Blog)' and found it be serious and likable and British and I'd sleep with him. I mean, it's been awhile, a long while come to think of it, since I've introduced you to a new blog but I'd still sleep with the guy who writes it - PR8. It's one guy's world - no effortless "pic dumps," no YouTube-ungus, just plain, simple language that's sweet and kind and rare in a world where whose church affiliations or whose tax returns are more damning. It's a fucking breath of fresh air come to think of it.
The High Priest of the New York gay social scene, Daniel Nardicio, will be hosting his version of the Garden of Earthly Delights come Saturday, April 12, 2008 and not a minute too soon. For a night, you can tear loose, away from those I-9s! Break free from the choke hold of Itemized Deductions! Get naked as fast as humanly possible and assume the coitus position! In fact, if you're under 25 (Not 25, mind you. You're dead to us.) you can get naked and save ten dollars on the cost of admission. The event will be held at 24 9th Ave at Fourth, on the 14th-15th floors. For more information, contact Dlist.com.
(Photo by Wilson Models.)
Yee-ha!
Arab niche-iness got the usual smart treatment from John Calendo over at Nightcharm; each word pulsating with the same kind of earthiness he unravels in his subjects. Arab sexuality - especially with all its "family" time among men - gets a looksy and we are left mentally satisfied and, well, erect. As usual
(Via Nightcharm; also see Quentin Crisp.)
Dylan Saunders may not be a household word yet, but if his ass has anything to say about it he'll be on everybody's lips in no time. (It's that ass!) In fact, This is an ass that says fuck me, lick me, do onto me as you wish for I shall surely never tire. I'll be...the Peoples' Ass! (Hats off to Falcon on this one.)
(Via Chroniclesofpornia.com and, of course Falcon Studios.)
Justin Benedick has a nice piece on Shinhwa, which in Korean apparently means "legend" but in Lubes - a currency which is always being traded around this house - it worth its weight in gooeyness. I mean, you have to have something for that whole Nymph-slash-Forest-Creature Fantasy for the whole photoset to work. Otherwise the images end up appearing languid and pouty, and all cologne rollout-ish.
(Via Justinbenedick.com.)
Post-
This little mention goes to Arhhhhh.blogspot.com for faithfully fulfilling his duty to bring us the very latest in split-second YouTube videos which inevitably get pulled because an asshole is just a little too close, the head of a cock just a little too pronounced, teen boys engaging in increasingly explicit homosexual commission. You Tube's standard red flags. But it does raise an interesting point that nobody I know - in terms of people I read for whom I trust - has written, or has pointed to an article about: the vast repository of video YouTube has built up over the years and how once a video is pulled it doesn't matter anyway. You lost your rights to it long before it even went up when you clicked the "Terms and Agreements." Besides it could never belong to you again anyway. Even if it were somehow "given back," you could be getting the sixth copy the sixieth copy or the sixty thousandth copy and you'd still never know the difference. Technology's that good. Besides, there's probably a lot of good shit that YouTube is sitting on. The question is: Where is it and what will be done with it?
"We argue about gay marriage. You know, in the meantime the planet is, you know, potentially being destroyed. We've got a war that is bankrupting us. And we're going to argue about gay marriage? I mean, that doesn't make any sense."
-- Senator Barack Obama speaking in Medford, Oregon today. Courtesy of Pageoneq.com.
I incorrectly noted that "The Tudors," starring living God Jonathan Rhys Meyers was premiering this Sunday on HBO. It will, in fact, be appearing on Showtime. (Note to self: Up Razadyne scrips.)
Yes, I know. This was published like forever ago. But Freshmen Magazine still consistently produces some of the best photographic spreads in the business. And that's saying something considering how bombarded we are with images. Thus, I give you the inestimable Zack Randall courtesy of FM...
A reader rightfully pointed out that I mistakenly abbreviated the state of Arkansas as 'AK' instead of designating it with it proper abbreviation: AR. Thanks to Jeff and my apologies to the good people of Alaska.
There's a ho-hum interview in NYMag.com but it's with Jonathan Rhys Meyers (about the second season premiere of "The Tudors" on HBO this Sunday) so that means it's safe to masturbate. Deprived of liquids, nourishing on nothing but flotsam and jetsam, forced to move rocks out of the way for bigger rocks, he'd still look better than 80 percent of us. The interviewer, Jada Yuan, seems more intent on the question than the answer, though, and the answer is yes, Jonathan, Thursdays work for me.
You know, I'm not a critic BUT when two guys as fucking hot as these guys on your site are are posed in ways that remind me of the power and sheer, crushing inhumanity... the sheer heat of two drop dead gorgeous guys fucking, I don't really care to know quite every last detail. So forgive me, Collin, is we dispense less with the: "And then I saw him again years later, the sound of tinkling water in the forest behind us. A deer, a wisp away." Actually, those are my words but what gives with these Harlequinesque verbal introductions. Save that for later. DVD Extras! Something! Anything!
(There's always lots more at Collinoneal)
Cute boys in singlets, especially ones that seem a little, er, provocative need all of our support. And one way to do it, naturally, is to watch this better YouTube find. Granted, it does have that whole Woman's Channel-essence about it, what with all the slo-mos and the up-close meaningful face shots. But that's EXACTLY why they should produce more of it! The whole things screams ni-iche! Sort of Blake-Mason-meets-The-Fight-Garage-meets-The-Way-We-Were. But somebody add some sound! The whole thing could have just as easily been some bad experiment in German film had it not what it does. (Minute two is where things really heat up with wrestler and newcomer Lou Ruggirello. Newcomer to what I don't know but if it involves some sort of sex scene with me, him and those bumblebee singlets than you've got my money!)
(Via bevelaca.)
Landing under sniper fire! Ducking for cover surrounded by a hail of bullets! Accepting a warm welcome from a cute, young Bosnian girl! It was hell, I tell ya!
(It's two...two...two mints in one.)
Billy Wolfe is a normal, lanky, attractive teenager from Fayetteville, AK who likes the same things most of us like. Well, most of the same things we like. But like so many of us for whom junior and senior high school were an unrelenting series of humiliating experiences - name calling, food be lobbed/dumped on us, being shoved in the hallway, or worse, being beaten - Billy Wolfe has also become a target of increasingly more violent acts and no one, not a single parent, teacher, bus driver, principal, attorney, NO ONE is doing anything about this. So, after reading this article in today's New York Times, you can make a difference. You can contact one of the people below and respectfully ask them to stop the bullying. Become the change you seek.
City Attorney: Kit Williams
City Administration Bldg
113 W Mountain St
Room 302-303
Fayetteville, AR 72701
Tel: (479) 575-8313
Mayor: Dan Coody
City Administration Bldg
113 W Mountain St
Fayetteville, AR 72701
Tel: (479) 575-8330
Chief of Police: Greg Cabor
100 A W Rock St
Fayetteville, AR 72701
Tel: (479) 587-3565
Superintendent of The Schools: Dr. Bobby New
Fayetteville Public Schools
1000 W Stone St
Fayetteville, AR 72701
(479)444-3000
Well, according to our latest poll, 23% of you enjoy the extra-added stimulation that can only be heightened by dildos, eggplant, cucumbers and the like. The majority of you, 37%, have thoughts of your lover or boyfriend. That's nice, actually. There's 17% for whom wanking off at the prospect of getting caught is enough to set your wheels in motion (leave the bathroom door unlocked!) and for 14%, watching yourself is almost as sexually titillating as the act itself. For the rest of you, the 11% who don't masturbate either because it's against your moral convictions or because you lost your hands in a freak sewing accident, well, there's always The Fleshlight (if you can position it just right that it.) As always, thanks for your participation. This week we turn to one of porn's less glamorous fetishes: Fisting. Fetish du jour? Or a staple of our ever-expanding palette of sexual choices...
"I found Pastor Wright's comment's distasteful and his embrace of Louis Farrakhan abhorent. That being said, trying to belittle the anger of Black Americans is not only misguided, it is wrong. The worst evil the world faced was the Nazi's in World War II. Black soldiers fought and gave their lives but were not allowed to stay in the same barracks with White soldiers and were treated like third class citizens at best. Yet, when they died, their blood was no different than their White counterparts. They returned home to water fountains they were not allowed to drink from, restaurants they were not allowed to eat in, and had to sit in the back of the bus. The Tuskegee episode had the American government using Blacks as experimental guinea pigs. While I too find accusations of the government manufacturing the HIV virus to murder Blacks outrageous any Black American that was taught about the Tuskegee disgrace has reason to doubt their government. Voter suppression of Blacks was rampant and even as recently as the 2000 election for President there were allegations of attempts to turn away Black voters. The entire world saw Black bodies floating down the flooded streets of New Orleans as the federal government stood by and did nothing as the Black neighborhoods of New Orleans were destroyed. Today, in 2008, Black men are still stopped at random by policemen for the sole reason they are Black. A Black man trying to catch a taxi in most major cities in America has a less than 50% chance the taxi will stop for them. Yes, I abhor what Reverend Wright says. I am White and I am Jewish but I still can understand his anger and the anger and doubts of most Black Americans. We can criticize him all we want for hating us but history shows his animosity is most definitely not make believe. There were wrongs that were righted and wrongs and injustice that still must be righted, but we do our country a great disservice by dismissing everything the man said as ranting and raving. We cannot move forward if we cannot understand our past and we must embrace each other as equals and treat each other as we would like others to treat us."
-- Mark Jeffery Koch of Cherry Hill, New Jersey in response to Frank Rich's essay in today's New York Times,
Within a few moments or so, I should have another large bundle of pics uploaded to the World of Men of Color page. During that time, at least three people will attack Barack Obama for being a "racist" (whatever that means) and four people will realize that being serenaded by a young girl at a Bosnian airport and ducking for cover under a hail of bullets aren't quite the same thing; regardless of how little press the MSM gives it...
I can see that it won't be long
You grow cold when you keep holding on
You know you've changed and your words they lie
That's something you can't deny
I know there's something going on
I know there's something going on
I know it won't be long
Won't be long before you're gone
There's something going on
There's something going on
I know a good thing must come to an end
But it's hard to take loosing a friend
I know what you think and what's in your mind
So darling don't pretend
I know there's something going on
There are no words in the English language...
Run! Don't Walk! (Hat tip: Tim.)
"I did the porn awards five years ago on E television. It was no different than the Academy Awards except the carpet was shaved."
-- the inestimable Joan Rivers.
On a day now more familiar for its political resurrections than one's downfall, Idaho Republican Senator, Larry "Wide Stance" Craig has announced that he will not, in fact, seek another term and will, thus, relinquish his chair on the the Energy and Natural Resources and Environment and Public Works committee. Obviously, Mr. Craig feels his commitment to "Public Works" can best be served out from under the glaring lights of Washington D.C. and in the more intimate and less partisan setting of public airport restrooms strewn across this great flying nation of ours. We look forward to seeing his size 11 D's toe-tapping their way under our stalls at any moment now. For more on this breaking story, click here.
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1. She can’t win the nomination without overturning the will of the elected delegates, which will alienate many Democrats.
2. She can’t win the nomination without a bloody convention battle — after which, even if she won, history and many Democrats would cast her as a villain.
3. Catching up in the popular vote is not out of the question — but without re-votes in Florida and Michigan it will be almost as impossible as catching up in elected delegates.
4. Nancy Pelosi and other leading members of Congress don’t think she can win and want her to give up. Same with superdelegate-to-the-stars Donna Brazile.
5. Obama’s skilled, close-knit staff can do things like silently kill re-votes in Florida and Michigan and not pay a political price.
6. Many of her supporters — and even some of her staffers — would be relieved (and even delighted) if she quit the race; none of his supporters or staff feel that way. Some think she just might throw in the towel in June if it appears efforts to fight on would hurt Obama’s general election chances.
7. The Rev. Wright story notwithstanding, the media still wants Obama to be the nominee — and that has an impact every day.
8. Obama might not be able to talk that well about the new global economy, but she (and McCain) can’t either.
9. Many of the remaining prominent superdelegates want to be for Obama and she (and Harold Ickes) are just barely keeping them from making public commitments to him.
10. She can’t publicly say more than 2% of all the things she would like to say about race, electability, beating McCain and experience.
11. If she somehow found a way to win the nomination, she would have to offer Obama the veep slot, and she doesn’t want to do that.
12. This is a change election, and Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton can never truly be change.
13. Obama is having fun most days, and she isn’t.
14. Even though her campaign staff is having more fun than it has for a long time, there’s hardly anyone there who, given half a chance, wouldn’t slit Mark Penn’s throat — and such internal dissension won’t help her in the home stretch.
(From Mark Halperin.)
Actually, American Idol has nothing to do with it unless you factor in Paula's taste in men. But this cocky Pinoy hottie ("it depends on the package and the offer ... he he he he" ;), who, on the surface may shout, "SORRY NO PICTURE NO REPLY!" but who, underneath his conservative, Christian, tattoo-less, averagely endowed penis, sure puts up a sexy, confident pose. Here's to the voice of a new generation!
Granted, Jesus was 33 was he was crucified which somehow may explain our community's revulsion at
seeing men over 30 as anything but craven, leering sex perverts. But as HotMenCharts amply illustrates, men over 30 need not necessarily be discarded on "the cross" of old agedness. Just check out a few of these pics and ask yourself if 30-plus still has the same negative connotations we once reserved for extras in Logan's Run and poorly constructed personals on Adam4Adam.com.
Well, at least they're trying.
Please don't tell me that the newest gay porn niche is violent marauders. How last Winter was that? Apparently, Kyle Major's Cockyboys.com released a press release stating that in all fairness to the porn loving consumer (and the beaten and hospitalized sixty-something couple Nickolay Petrov is accused of attacking) releasing a scene after-the-fact is not sensationalistic and any inference to the contrary is purely worth charging for. Former co-star, Hunter had this to say: "gives it a dimension that is real; [I’m] not saying it’s good, but real." Filmstrips of tortured animals are real, too, Hunter, so what your point? Since when was "real" ever the first best defense against capitalizing on violence? Still, there is that cock...
(Via GayPornTimes.com.)
(Via Kyle Major's Cocky Boys.)
I don't like cheap font and I don't like being asked to pay
for it either. But I would for "Dario," the latest curious thing on
"Jason Curious Discovery" - a fun and costly way to see which hot
bods haven't discovered the wonderful workings of Craigslist. I mean, let's be
honest. So-called "Website Placement" companies are springing up
faster than you can say "Same-Day-Cash" and we have an obligation to
protect our future "Jesses" and "Big D's" that just because
the name has a license around it doesn't mean you should volunteer your liver!
(Via JasonCurious.com.)
I don't know if Obama's speech on Tuesday is enough license
for every white person to say let's fuck a black person and for every black
person to say let's fuck them both, but RandyBlue gets major points for his bi-racial paean to
bi-racial paeanism with "Blake" and "Christopher." Kudos,
too, for the outstanding photography! This hot fuck-0-rama is proof positive
that without Hillary, two gay men of differing skin tones can say fuck Nafta
and fuck each other at the same time and that's something I think all Ohioans
can agree upon! Thanks, Obama!
(Via GuyCandy.com.)
(Via RandyBlue.com.)
Any connoisseur of muscle worship surely must know that the degree to which one licks one's flexed bicep is surely a sign that, yes, I am willing to do whatever it takes to get noticed. But even if it's not, that's okay. Because it's not often you get to see a video compilation as evolved as this on the pursuit of physical perfection. It's painful, really, when one considers the plight of so many less fortunate. But oddly alluring, still, that we can forget about the hungry, the destitute, the downtrodden for just a moment when we remind ourselves that licking our muscles somehow makes the sting just a little less potent.
(Via SuvacosDeMachos.)
Fleshbot turns the spotlight on Tina Tyler and asks: " What motivates your actors?" Apparently her tits. Which is all fine and well. Whatever it takes, I say. But it's interesting not because of but in spite of her observations. There's a growing market in porn being handled by women and if the cover of "Handyman 5" is any indication, women seems to understand what we relish most - that vague admixture of confidence and boyishness. That hard to pin down something that makes us craving more.
(Via Fleshbot.com.)
(Via TinaTyler.com.)
(Ahh, the icy cool sexiness of today's porn...)
