MachoFucker, as a name for a website, is tantamount to the name of the James Bond flick, “Thunderball.” I can’t put my finger on it but both suggest a kind of big-dick approach to life. Those names are both essentially meaningless yet they both carry with them meaning. For Thunderball, it’s an epoch. It’s the freewheeling, anything goes – especially for a double 00 agent licensed to kill if-it-feels-good-do-it-sixties -and a bareback website that says, “Aw, fuck it.” If you find unprotected sex offensive go play with Sean Cody’s models.
Everything about MachoFucker.com works. Continually. It won’t break any new ground in website design, interface functionality or graphic ingenuity (lots of large black and white font) but who, frankly, gives a shit? This is one of the hottest fucking sites on the web today. Period. They deliver on every front – hot beefy guys (not necessarily gym-enslaved types) but MENZ with very big dicks pounding relentlessly into the assholes of willing bucks. And, unlike some shots where you’re grimacing in pain with the bottoms, these bottoms seem to be loving every minute of their getting fucked. Hot!
Take the video “Cum Fucked,” for example. Two beefy, sexy,
big-dicked models pound away relentlessly. At the end of Video #6, watch as
Carlo cums on the “sexy French slut” (Oxymoron or Play on words? You be the
judge.) then sticks his still fully erect cock inside this quivering ass to
extract those last few minutes of juicy pleasure. HOT!
Of course, no review of MachoFucker.com would be complete without a complete deconstruction of “Switch” where Brazilian strongman Ronaldo switches roles with Mauricio and gets fucked harder and more passionately then anything I’ve seen from any of the major studios is a long time. And watching him bring himself to orgasm by sticking three (by my count) of his fingers in Ronaldo’s ass left me urethral canal in pain.
This, then, is NOT a site for the faint of heart. If you
have issues with Barebacking – and I know some of you do – you may be disturbed
that there are no “feel good” messages to be found anywhere about the risks of contracting
HIV by engaging in promiscuous behavior; the kinds of which you will see
nothing but here at MachoFucker.com.
My only criticism – and I know it’s probably too obvious that I ended up missing it – is why the directors seem to spend so little time focusing on the faces of the models getting fucked. This is one of the first sites I’ve run across in a long time where power bottoms are as exciting to watch as their power top counterparts. I mean, it takes a special kind of man to receive the size and ferocity of these monster cocks so I was a little disappointed that we didn’t get more “tight” shots of the models being fucked.
Websites are popping up faster than you can say: Fucking
Impeach Bush Already! And barebacking sites are the fasting growing market
according to my sources. And while we still have to be careful about whose ass
we stick out dick in and out of, for sheer raw sex appeal there is nothing on
the market today that can hold a candle to MachoFucker.com. Great job, guys!
COST: $19.95 monthly. No discounts. No specials. Just plain, old fucking each and every month for under $20.
PROS: Everything you ever fantasized about hot guys with big dicks fucking with wild abandon will be realized.
CONS: Those hot power bottoms? Were they an afterthought?
THE MOST MACHOFUCKER THING ABOUT THIS SITE: The name says it all!
THE LEAST MACHOFUCKER THING ABOUT THIS SITE: Let me know if you find one.